🤣😁50 kid-friendly November jokes

🤣 “Get Ready to Giggle, Colorado!” 🐝

Hey, giggle bugs! Whether you’re stuck in traffic on I-25, waiting for your hot cocoa to cool, or just trying to survive another round of “Are we there yet?”—we’ve got your laughter covered. These 50 knee-slapping, eye-rolling, totally kid-approved jokes are sure to bring out the giggles from your little bees (and maybe even a few snorts from the grown-ups 🐽).

So grab your honey, snuggle up, and let’s buzz into the belly laughs—Colorado-style! 🌄💛

🦃 Turkey & Thanksgiving Jokes

1️⃣ Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks! 🥁

2️⃣ What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler! 🧡

3️⃣ Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing! 👀

4️⃣ What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself! 🎶

5️⃣ Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use fowl language! 🕊️

6️⃣ What key won’t open any doors?
A tur-key! 🔑

7️⃣ What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food! 🏃‍♂️🍗

8️⃣ Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because it had the best drumsticks, of course!

9️⃣ What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, wing!” 📞

🔟 Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners! 🍽️

🍁 Fall & November Fun Jokes

11️⃣ What did one leaf say to the other?
“I’m falling for you!” ❤️

12️⃣ What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth! 😋

13️⃣ Why do trees hate tests?
Because they’re always getting stumped! 🌳

14️⃣ What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries! 🍓

15️⃣ Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green! 🍃

16️⃣ What happens when winter hits fall?
You get a “chill” in the air! ❄️

17️⃣ Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk! 😂

18️⃣ What did the acorn say when it grew up?
“Geometry rocks — I’m becoming an oak!” 🌰

19️⃣ Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
To squash the competition! 🎃

20️⃣ How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch! 🩹

🥧 Thanksgiving Table Jokes

21️⃣ What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky! 😅

22️⃣ Why didn’t the cranberry sauce get invited to the dinner?
Because it was too jelly! 😂

23️⃣ What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
Goblin! 👻🦃

24️⃣ What happens when you’re too harsh on mashed potatoes?
They get whipped! 🥔

25️⃣ Why did the gravy apply for a job?
It wanted to get a little “pour-fessional” experience!

26️⃣ What do you call Thanksgiving at the beach?
Sand-giving! 🏖️

27️⃣ Why did the pilgrims sail from England?
Because they missed their plane! ✈️

28️⃣ What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot! 💃

29️⃣ What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Beak-a-boo! 🐣

30️⃣ Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots! 🥕

🧡 Silly November Laughs

31️⃣ Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats! 😂

32️⃣ What’s a turkey’s favorite type of math?
Squash and subtraction! ➕➖

33️⃣ How does autumn say goodbye?
It waves! 🍂👋

34️⃣ Why was the scarecrow promoted?
He was outstanding in his field! 🌾

35️⃣ What do you call it when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An egg-roll! 🍳

36️⃣ Why was the broom late to the feast?
It swept in! 🧹

37️⃣ What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumsticks!

38️⃣ How do you make a turkey float?
Root beer, ice cream, and a turkey! 😂

39️⃣ Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling! 🥧

40️⃣ What’s a turkey’s favorite subject in school?
Egg-onomics! 💼

🐝 Buzzy Bonus Jokes

41️⃣ Why did the bee sit next to the turkey?
To see what all the buzz was about! 🐝

42️⃣ What’s a bee’s favorite Thanksgiving side?
Honey-glazed carrots, of course! 🍯🥕

43️⃣ Why did the bee refuse dessert?
It was already stuffed! 😆

44️⃣ What kind of weather do turkeys love most?
Fowl weather! ☁️

45️⃣ Why did the pie go to therapy?
It couldn’t handle the pressure! 🫠

46️⃣ How do you make a hand turkey laugh?
Tickle its feathers! 🖐️🦃

47️⃣ What do you call a polite turkey?
Thank-full! 💛

48️⃣ What kind of pants do pilgrims wear?
Pants with buckles — they’re very belt-y! 😂

49️⃣ Why was the math book sad on Thanksgiving?
It had too many problems! 📚

50️⃣ What do you call a turkey after it tells a joke?
A comedi-hen! 🎤🐔