😂 50 Kid Jokes – February Edition
😂 50 Kid Jokes – February Edition
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❄️ Winter & January Jokes for Kids ❄️
❄️ Winter & January Jokes for Kids ❄️
❤️ What did the stamp say to the Valentine?
Stick with me!❄️ Why did the snowman look through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!💌 What did one heart say to the other?
You crack me up!🐧 Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers?
They find it hard to break the ice!🍫 Why did the chocolate go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!💕 What kind of flower should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauli-flower!⛄ What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!💘 What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!🧤 Why did February wear mittens?
Because it was hands-down the coldest month!🍕 What did the pizza say on Valentine’s Day?
I’ve got a pizza my heart for you!
🐻 What do polar bears write with?
A bear-y sharp pencil!💝 Why did the boy bring a ladder on Valentine’s Day?
Because he was going to a higher level of love!❄️ What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdomi-snowman!💕 Why did the Valentine break up with the calendar?
Too many dates!🧣 Why was the scarf so good at school?
It was always wrapped up in learning!🍪 What did the cookie say to the baker on Valentine’s Day?
I knead you!⛄ How do snowmen travel?
By icicle!💌 What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?
I love you watts and watts!🐧 Why did the penguin bring a pencil?
In case it needed to draw some ice conclusions!🍬 Why did the candy heart go to therapy?
It had too many mixed messages!
❄️ What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow!💕 What did the squirrel say to its Valentine?
I’m nuts about you!🧤 Why did the glove break up with the hat?
It felt too boxed in!🍩 Why did the donut give flowers?
Because it loved someone hole-y!⛄ What do snowmen do on the weekend?
Chill out!💘 Why did the calculator fall in love?
It couldn’t count its feelings!🐻 Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
They can’t find the ketchup!🍫 What kind of candy never tells the truth?
A fib-ber wafer!❄️ Why was the snowflake happy?
It was one of a kind!💌 What did the banana say to its Valentine?
I find you very a-peel-ing!
🧣 Why did the jacket go to school?
To brush up on its layers!💕 What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I lava you!⛄ What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!🍪 Why did the cookie get a Valentine?
Because it was sweet!💌 Why did the phone get a Valentine?
Because it couldn’t stop ringing with love!❄️ Why was winter so good at jokes?
It always had cool punchlines!🍕 Why did the slice of pizza blush?
It saw the oven!💘 What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my love on you!🐧 What do penguins give each other on Valentine’s Day?
Fish kisses!⛄ Why did the snowman smile?
Someone gave him a warm hug!
💕 Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
It was already stuffed!❄️ What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
Freeze tag!🍫 Why did the chocolate bar feel loved?
Because it was sweet on the inside!💌 What did the bee say to its Valentine?
You’re bee-autiful! 🐝💛🧤 Why did the mitten get promoted?
It always lent a hand!❄️ What kind of music do snowmen like?
Chill beats!💘 Why did the heart go to school?
To get a little smarter about love!🍓 Why did the strawberry give a Valentine?
Because it was berry sweet!⛄ What do snowmen say at parties?
Ice to meet you!💕 Why is February so popular?
Because it’s full of love… and short days! 😄
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